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Friday, May 31, 2013


  1. due to its haram status, the shaved truffle was left off the Mullah's plate
  2. it's eating me up inside; Pauses Longings Stirrings. None within The reach Of My Free will
  3. the bible calligraphist who dropped the R from "celebrate" got his just the hereafter@firuzap
  4. "Honey! When I said bottoms up, I didn't mean for spanking!" And hence started the cocktail party.

Thursday, May 30, 2013


  1. : the prof's pontifications always ended with "chew on it." had cows (the four legged one ) attended university...
  2. She had to nibble so no would notice her gorging;she hated dinner parties. She liked eating alone.
  3. Watching her toddler trying to talk while her mouth was full, was more amusing than a barrel of monkeys passing Evolution 101
  4. prompts: graduation; barrel; masticate. tagging for - that's tomorrow Daniyal


  1. Mysterious green lights danced at night atop the dark mountain. &then 1 night the lightning struck &the green lights danced nevermore
  2. The best memory is the cheese omelette he made for me after the long journey to Quetta.Simpler lives are missed terribly..
  3. The exhausted doubt Did it come first or second? Only the hen knows
  4. Listlessly editing sonatas, editor thought of her persona non grata, & decided to end it a la Spatra. What an omellete.
  5. arey behna aaj ik baat such kehdo maza kya oos ish'q maiN jahaaN ho raqeeb ghair haazir
  6. Prompts for from the astonishing : fatigue, Frittata, memoir. Pls RT.
  7. The ragged gypsy girl admired her reflection in windows of the shining black Mercedes. Inside, an aging fat landlady twirled in envy.


  1. The crazy ideas were conceived in his mind, but died the moment they reached his lips. Amnesia was cruel, but he was always at peace.
  2. he had no recollection of the womb, and was unsure of life after rigor mortis sets in. but he knew peace is ever elusive.
  3. I long for Serenity In my Mind Soul Within Me
  4. She saw a sign that said ”WET FLOOR”. Her water broke and she did.
  5. prompts: womb; tomb; ataraxia. Tagging for .

Monday, May 27, 2013


  1. gone are the good old days when wishes came true if I left a plate of cookies and a glass of milk by the door at night..
  2. Dear diary,lactose intolerance. Subject dropped from my party list. Signed, fairy
  3. The tooth fairy was a witch dentist with a diary of parental love and motley cows which she souled to Nestlé.
  4. Dear Diary, He saw me as I sprinkled the arsenic over his glass of milk. He was confused. "Fairy dust, dear, nothing to worry about"
  5. thanks : Prompts for diary, dairy, fairy. tagging for prev anthos here
  6. shirley met this gorgeous hulk at the dairy queen. and she wrote in her diary, "why are all good men taken or gay?"
  7. "Now Cinderella,if you're not back by midnight & keep screwing everyone at the ball, you're going to get that milky discharge again."
  8. Dear Diary: By the time Pappu was given a third chance he had become lactose intolerant.