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Monday, May 27, 2013


  1. gone are the good old days when wishes came true if I left a plate of cookies and a glass of milk by the door at night..
  2. Dear diary,lactose intolerance. Subject dropped from my party list. Signed, fairy
  3. The tooth fairy was a witch dentist with a diary of parental love and motley cows which she souled to Nestlé.
  4. Dear Diary, He saw me as I sprinkled the arsenic over his glass of milk. He was confused. "Fairy dust, dear, nothing to worry about"
  5. thanks : Prompts for diary, dairy, fairy. tagging for prev anthos here
  6. shirley met this gorgeous hulk at the dairy queen. and she wrote in her diary, "why are all good men taken or gay?"
  7. "Now Cinderella,if you're not back by midnight & keep screwing everyone at the ball, you're going to get that milky discharge again."
  8. Dear Diary: By the time Pappu was given a third chance he had become lactose intolerant.


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