MAJ vs. RO

MAJ vs RO

RO: Tashreef rakhiyay,

MAJ: What did you say?

RO: I say sit down.

MAJ: You could do with some manners, young man.

RO: Please sit down,

MAJ:Thank you.

RO: You married a Parsi.

MAJ: Yes, I did?

RO: She is not ahl e kitaab.

MAJ: Ahl e kitaab?

RO: People of the Book.

MAJ: Oh, how do you know?

RO: Only Christians & Jews are people of the Book.

MAJ: And He sent 124,000 messengers?

RO: You love dogs.

MAJ: You love donkeys.

RO: You drink.

MAJ: Have you read Imam Abu Hanifa young man?

RO: You usurped executive powers.

MAJ: I created this country.

RO: You are clean shaved. Your application is turned down.