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Saturday, July 18, 2020

a pregnant pause

so?

Friday, July 17, 2020

ms k nur

oh dear!
ms k nur adorned with
louis cartier messenger bag
cartier bestaire watch
christie's diamond necklace
and the haughty smile
all imploded
(like the third tower)
when he noticed
the run on the stocking



Monday, January 20, 2020

Nawab and I: Take me to Lucy's

re posted:


MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2009

Nawab and I: Take me to Lucy's


Nawab belonged to an Ozzie friend of mine Subroto who ran a radio show down under for eleven years. Nawab can talk, if you would listen. Not everyone could converse with him though. He is also a psychic and a mind reader: a trait that automatically invokes honesty in those who could converse with him. There was no way around that. One can coax, cajole, bamboozle humans, but not Nawab. We take pleasure in bringing Nawab here ~t

N: Woof woof!
t: Kiya baat hay Nawab?
N: Why are you the only desi who speaks with his dog in desi language?
t: hmmmm...never occurred to me.
N: And with desis you prefer English.
t: Why do you think it is?
N: Rajititis!
t: Raj-titis?
N: This time you are right.
t: Thanks. So what about Rajtitis?
N: Name the dogs your friends have.
t: Lucy, Charlie, Toto, Tommy...
N: There....where is Champa, Bijli, Pappoo?
t: (never talk to an observant dog)
N: Wrong. You know we can read minds.
t: Yes, sorry Nawab laikin tum ziyadti nahiN ker rahay ho?N: No. You need me more than I do. Now you are using me too.
t: (He is right, without Nawab this post could not be written.)
N: Right! Now walk me to Lucy's...sorry to the Pitfields
t: Aha, so you like Lucy.
N: You men would never understand. A dog has to satisfy a bitch in heat.
t: Ahem....you are so right and so wrong.
N: Nawab is never wrong.
t: Kiya mutlub? We have morals.
N: Don't go there. Your morals have more holes than Swiss cheese.
t: And you will bring in Chechenya, Kashmir, Darfur, Fata, Palestine, holocaust, Edward, John, Bill...
N: No! I will mention Paul and Jenny, Ken and Sean, Paro and that Djinn...
t: Paul has been seeing Jenny? Does Josie know? And Ken...wish I had your psychic abilities.
N: Start barking and raising one foot.
t: Don't be nasty with me. I like you, but do not overestimate it.
N: You could never find another talking dog. And remove those thoughts of that dog house.
t: Achcha hum aap ko Lucy kay paas lay jaiNgay.N: Woof woof. Check your cellular. She called.
t: She did. And you tell me now...
N: You bore me.
t: Things I have to put up with, let me get the poop n scoop bag.

***

N: Take the car. It will rain later.
t: Achcha, tell me what do you think about Obama's speech.
N: He's got too much on his plate.
t: You mean he talks the talk but...
N: You are a quick study.
t: Modesty is a human trait!
N: Woof woof!
t: You don't believe me? I know so many modest people.
N: And now you will name Kerty, Guido, Ravi...
t: Don't tell me you have been surfing Desicritics.
N: I would if you would leave the PC alone.
t: Now you sound like M.
N: She is right.
t: DO you think Bibi would blink?
N: I know why you changed the subject.
t: hmmmmmm
N: I know you are telling yourself, 'I would not bite.'
t: Nawab it is an honour and a privilege to...
N: Stop with your speech I would not talk about M.

(We arrived at my friend's place and Nawab ran off to the backyard. A little later, back in the car.)

N: Make sure you have your passport on you.
t: Thanks, I had almost forgotten.
N: It is the law since June 01.
t: You are lucky, you do not need a passport.
N: I am lucky because I am not human.
t: Why you don't like Americans?
N: Stop trying to read my mind.
t: I'll call it a night. Long drive ahead.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

bay-naam, ba-pata

guzashta roz
mera naam thaa
           pata thaa
phir utha liya gaya mujhay
          aaj
maiN ik number hooN
         chispaaN jo hay
anghootay per m`ray

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

tag on my toe

yesterday 
    i had a name
    i had an address
today
    i have disappeared
    i did not abandon the family
they took me away
and fixed a tag on my toe

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

reckoning

reckoning the day is never done it is there 24/7 unblinking eyeball to eyeball till we surrender

Monday, May 27, 2019

cyber clash alert

cyber clash alert just twenty seconds earlier i posted this. paglay baat maiN wazan hota tou humari-tumhari suni jaati wazan baat maiN nahiN wardi aur daulat maiN hota hay maan lo
se'h lo
chup ho jao
یہ بلڈی سویلین کیا کہ رہا ہے. ہم تو سمجھتے تھے کہ صرف کاکول کا پڑھا ہوا ہی سمجھ رکھتا ہےِ twitter.com/GulSaanga1/sta…
twitter.com/AliNasirSyed/status/1133613600399142913

paglay

paglay baat maiN wazan hota tou humari-tumhari suni jaati wazan baat maiN nahiN wardi aur daulat maiN hota hay maan lo
se'h lo
chup ho jao

Sunday, May 26, 2019

recycling souls

we recycle dust to dust the body devolves or evolves the soul that single soul infuses in other bodies the rotation timeless stories untold


Replying to @Joieya74
most carry their stories n wear their scares quite gracefully no regrets then👍

Saturday, May 25, 2019

thoughts stray or pondered

thoughts stray or pondered caught fermented distilled re-ordered edited and released @rain_bowcatcher @brainpicker
My Heart — an emotional intelligence primer in the form of an uncommonly tender illustrated poem about our capacity for love brainpickings.org/2019/05/23/my-…

Friday, May 24, 2019

pole dancing

pole dancing populism is in empathy is out we're stuck in t-whining*

*t- tweet

Thursday, May 23, 2019

saabit

syed likh ga'aye baray asbaab e baghawat e hind sahafi yahaaN meh'v e intizaar haiN kub koi khakhi bila-suboot qal'm per oonkay sabt ker-daiga moh'r e shanasaee aur saabit ho-jaiga tamghae wafadari #tpoem more musings ar baithak.blogspot
Know how three letters form a root to the making of new words. #LearnUrdu #RekhtaUrdu #aamozish @Rekhta

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

azli ghulami

azli ghulami saabir haiN hum jo jaabir kay
sitam ko seh ker baar baar
seh ker bhee bardasht kertay haiN

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

rishtouN ka bojh

in rishtouN ka bojh ab uthaye nahiN uthta nadaanistagi maiN janay kya kya daal dya in natawaaN kandhoN per kuch apnoN nay kuch ghairoN nay
in rishtouN ka bojh ab uthaye nahiN uthta

Monday, May 20, 2019

bharosa unqaa

bharosa unqaa koi yeh bata'aye kis kis ka rona roaiN hum aur aap sujhaee kuch bhee nahiN daita ab muflisi qehat hay her soo aur woh kehtay haiN sub theek hay theek ho jaiga bharosa rakho

Sunday, May 19, 2019

losing a loved one

the throbbing of torrential tears fearlessly flowing freely resonating reflections and recollections of one who was here this morning callously, carelessly confirmed (dead) by a cretin with no conscience

Saturday, May 18, 2019

likhnay say hay ghar'z mujhko

likhnay say hay ghar'z mujhko azad pen ya dollar pen ho qalam ya dawat ho jari rahay gi mashq e sukhan takhti say shr'u hui thee jo
likhnay say hay ghar'z mujhko

Friday, May 17, 2019

irony's slow death

irony's slow death a known liar agitating against #fakenews

Thursday, May 16, 2019

ger hum hotay

ger hum hotay chaand per basay tou wahaaN ki chaudhween shub ko kya kertay

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

aqwaal e zarreen

kehtay haiN woh samjhota karlo khair i'si maiN hay mana dakaiti buri hay laikin jaan bachcana hay tou paisay day do phir kisi din oosool ko fauqiyat daina

nahiN yeh waq't nahiN samjhotay ka yeh waq't hay muqablay ka

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

cauldron of wise words

cauldron of wise words resistance is futile dictates prudence give in to the imbeciles hand over the wallet live another day to fight back but the glory is in not giving in the glory is not in giving up

Monday, May 13, 2019

dharti maaN

dharti maaN rehtay haiN shub o roz ehsaan-mand kal dono ko salaam mother earth am thankful for bounties tomorrow i'll salute both of you

Sunday, May 12, 2019

faraib e musalsil

faraib e musalsil na aana rangON kay faraib maiN redblueyellow rang badaltay haiN kabhi dil-kash kabhi dil faraib ak's ko youN munjamind kertay haiN (from the subconscious to the canvas) khwaab zeh'n say canvas per aatay haiN

Saturday, May 11, 2019

u-turn

u-turn jub principle ka qehat ho aur pricipals ki buhtat ho

Friday, May 10, 2019

waq't ka rona

waq't ka rona baar baar kyuN rotay ho pyaray aaiana dekho aur bahao aansoo pyaray

Thursday, May 09, 2019

hum

hum khamashi achchi hay magar yeh majboori chup nahiN reh sakthay

Wednesday, May 08, 2019

ramzaan...ramadaan

ramzaan...ramadaan is overrated fasting, praying meaningless both when unchanged our acts remain

Tuesday, May 07, 2019

rab hay woh aalamouN ka, humaiN kya

rab hay woh aalamouN ka, humaiN kya janay kis aalam maiN ho, humaiN kya kehtay haiN woh pagal hay, humaiN kya nafrat ghussa tapkay hay, humaiN kya kertay ho bay-wajah zul'm, humaiN kya jahaan sara hansay ga, humaiN kya janay kis....

Monday, May 06, 2019

khudara, khuda ki baat mut karo

khudara, khuda ki baat mut karo bandoN ko youN paraishaN mut karo rab hay woh aalamouN ka, humaiN kya janay kis aalam maiN ho, humaiN kya

Sunday, May 05, 2019

peer e tasma-paa

peer e tasma-paa kehna mut kisi say dosto malika e bartania bhaijti nahiN apna VICEroy di'hayyouN se headquarter hee kerta hay mussallat hum per maanind e peer tasma-paa