baithak: #TS301

10 whiskys & 1 harvest dance later he'd turned into a giant ear of corn. "Oh, you are so shucked" she slurred, reaching for his tie.#TS301

Zainab Marvi @ZainabMarvi 8h

The spirited tyke grew up 2 be a bulldyke with brains to match.She figured out how many barns of area wud a dungbomb cover. #TS301

Awais Athar @awaisathar 8h

"barn!", the dyslexic child wrote. "I thought that shrimbs are iɔʞy, but those frieb ʞing brawns were siɔʞ!" #TS301

O.K. Waheed @okwaheed 9h

#TS301 'Will ye bear me a wee bairn, Moneypenny?' he asked as they rolled in the hay. Bond wanted a son.

Firuza Pastakia @firuzap 9h

The Barn was where all the beautiful boys danced to teach their mummies and daddies a lesson. #TS301

temporal @temporal3 9h

@TristramPerry #TS301 the boar's bairn, despite all the brawn, ends up pickled. there's a moral in there somewhere #TS301

Alex H Swift @lahorigori 10h

#TS301 "...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.” #DrSuess

Alex H Swift @lahorigori 10h

#TS301 the boiled haggis sat on the plate like a cowpat. five year old Hamish rebelled

Alex H Swift @lahorigori 10h

#TS301 had it been Joseph and his henchman, Mary's natal ward would have been a wee less rustic

Osheen Fatima @izsuperhero 16h

A bairn was born a long time ago,in a barn in Bethlehem. And all the brawn,hot air, and money in the world couldn't wipe his name out.#TS301

gulnazsheikh @gulnazsheikh 17h

#TS301 tucking her bairn under her arm she bolted shut the barn door and ran. possessed of a demonic strength, her fiery tongue sought blood

Тристрам @TristramPerry 19h

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