Men's Saviour: Finally Good News For Women

ADAM (Androgen Deficiency in the Aging Man) and PADAM (Partial Androgen Deficiency in the Aging Man) theories are being debunked by the team of researchers led by Dr. A.Q.Ramsawami, Dr. Homily Bhaba, Maria Slvesternegger and Dr.Amrita Rajangopalachariya who have just published a paper in the New England Journal.

From scientists to lay man everybody was aware but not cognizant of the forces that affect the behaviour of Men. Men in various stages of physical and mental growth had their behaviour scuritinised and magnified since the days of camp-fires to the cosy comfort of fire-places.

According to research carried out on 625 men, in 13 countries and 5 continents (men when they were alive) Pulmonary Androgynous Glutinous Arterial Lyddite is the main cause of this behaviour. They have succeeded in identifying and isolating the amino-neurotic bodies in the brain fluids.

"This is the first step in the long march toward treating the condition that has cause so much mayhem, unnecessary murders and untold misery in generations of men and women," said the team leader Ramswami.

Contrary to popularly held beliefs until now that men's behaviour is variously and vicariously affected by the erratic production of C19H28O2, the Pulmonary Androgynous Glutinous Arterial Lyddite is triggered by signals from animate and inanimate objects. These signals cause the amino-acidic levels in the mind to accelerate or decelerate the production of certain fatty acids that are believed to be the principal conveyors of the signals from the brain to the impulse-wave generators that cause the undiminished conveyance of the impulses to the target areas.

The next step would be treatment. This could take us well into the next century - lab testing on rats, animal testing, human testing FDA approvals, hearings all take their tolls. They have hinted that in the next century men would be free of this syndrome.