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Friday, November 30, 2012


"Sir ji, everything is written in their secret book", the conspiracy theorist said high on adrenaline. "You can see it online!"
'In the ancient times, lords kept their head mistresses in their underground libraries.' She said this, as she cuffed him in the den.
'I like my figureheads like I like my liquor: strong and stiff'- General J, patting Prez L on the crotch before taking oath as CMLA.
As they sat there in between "Sci-Fi" and "Self Help", he greedily drank in the moment. Like it wasn't his. Like it wouldn't last.
"I came. I drank. I stole." - said no Pakistani politician in power ever
Eat, Drink, Steal - i would have read that
Unable to contain herself, Hermione finally stole all the books, hid them in Dumbledore's office and guzzled Butterbeer till dawn.
Stealing books, stealing ideas, stealing glory as they toasted him at the academy of letters, he smiled.
The Strange Case in which Dr. Jekyll stole the book and Mr. Hyde drank the wine.
The perks of having a double mastectomy;she had no titties but could sneak away the pocket bibles from church and sell them for booze
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He was a writer in name only. It was the smell of paper he loved. And the taste.

the study smelled of cigars and port. famous author's advise to the rookie reporter, ' square meal, a book and some sex.'
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Thursday, November 29, 2012


"This is my first trip to Africa." said Rehman Malik disembarking at Columbo Airport.
“Scrabble?” said the semi-deaf pilot, taking a bite out of Valrhona Noir Extra Amer – 85% Cacao.
I don't understand it. I'm high as a KITE! What was in that CHOCOLITE??!!!
She leaned in and plucked the plane tickets from his pocket."You won't be needing these. Now march on home to hell, honey."
'Dear Abby, I call him my chocolate soldier.He lovingly calls me his darkest nightmare. So, what exactly is a restraining order?'
When they saw dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses being served on Kingfisher, they scrambled towards the doors in a mad dash.
In-flight breakfast on my charter jet: Dark Chocolate Mousse Creme Brulée and Scrambled Eggs w Scottish Smoked Salmon Omelette
'Flight' a desperate story of an airline captain fighting to clear his name, starring Denzel Washington
Boats not planes, savour not swallow , strolls not runs, books not TV. Dark choc and sin- sometimes there are no choices
He pickled an A-Darter at F-Pole and called Fox-3. Oh and the sky was the colour of a TV screen tuned to bay watch.
Hershey Kisses on a Panama flight. Life was peaceful when people weren't in this much of a scramble!
Eggs, scrambled with dark chocolate, mustard, and a cup of melted ice cream. The air plane meal was as prim as a government project.
Scrambling the eggs she heard whirring in the air.He wasnt supposed to be back so soon 'unless the shaft acted up again,'she chuckled
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the god of lesser evils glides over the masses, scattering pettiness and candies
Skin like dark chocolate, voice like honey. You scramble my brains and make me stupid. Don't get on that damn plane.
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