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Wednesday, March 06, 2013

#TS452

  1. thanks prompts:poo; please; supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,courtesy of the child
  2. The shit had hit the ceiling and he knew nothing will help with that bitter pill! All he could do was agree to a plea bargain.
  3. Ma says what we eat bare our names. Later dad took me to an arms shop. He said we need a gun. The bullets carry strange names.
  4. do not step gently thru the pathways of my depths; lead me to temptations both atrocious & precocious
  5. It was a pleasant surprise when they saw what the decorator did with their kid's room after they'd said they wanted a Pooh theme
  6. He pinched his nose, "What's that godawful smell?!" "That's the baby's poo, if you please," she snorted. The baby gurgled its delight
  7. children's toilet song - pee pee pee the wee / gently down the bladder / merrily merrily merrily / life is but a splatter
  8. The hunger strike failed, and he was now just another "super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"- Anon.
  9. prompts: poo; please; supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, courtesy of the child

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