#TS312

  O.K. Waheed ‏@okwaheed

#TS312 Went to the Eid premiere of 'The Men who Stare at Ansar Abbassi' starring the CJ & his crew. Couldn't hack it. Jumped out the window. 

temporal ‏@temporal3

and we have our own. #TS312. Twitter fiction: your 140 character stories your-stories? http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2012/oct/15/twitter-fiction-your-stories?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+theguardian%2Fbooks%2Frss+%28Books%29&utm_content=Google+Reader …

 

temporal ‏@temporal3

am not sure about abbasi but i was sure the goats would get @microMAF's goats. or maybe he is into djinns now? ##TS312

 

h SGul ‏@Shiringul

Op-ed: Plays about and goats are reason for immorality on our channels. All Pakistanis should throw their TV out unless I am on it. #TS312

 

SGul ‏@Shiringul

Breaking news: Felix jump was actually out of the window if a drone. It was to try new drone technology before Eid. #TS312

 

Alex H Swift ‏@lahorigori

#TS312 Pan's pipe expelled maddening streams of caprinaic melody until the nymph collapsed with exhaustion 

Alex H Swift ‏@lahorigori

#TS312 the goat, much like the humble Pak viewer, is a useful animal as it eats any crap thrown at it. 

Hawkes Bay ‏@HawkesBay

#TS312 with delirious bleating from one side & droppings on the other, had to think fast to save us from the poltergeist. chuck the plasma! 

Shahab Siddiqi ‏@UncleFu

He's a professional journalist. Well, as professional as the man who butchered our goats last year. He's a professional mochi. #TS312

 

temporal ‏@temporal3

in the nightmare ansar abbasi jumped out of the window when he felt his father was going to sacrifice him, like it said in the Book #TS312

 

Firuza Pastakia ‏@firuzap

Prompts for #TS312 from @shakirhusain: defenestrate, goats, Ansar Abbasi. Pls RT.