Nawwab and I: Going Green or Black and Red

t: Reduce.

N: Reuse.

t: Recycle.

N:R4.

t: R4? You stump me N.

N: Rethink.

t: Ink? Hink? Think? Rethink?

N: Don't spill. Save trees. Use condoms.

t: Yes, and must emphasise, do not reuse it.

N: Absolutely! Do not reuse, recycle it.

t: Speaking of condoms...

N: Being facetious again?

t: What is on your mind Nawwab? Recycling is an old subject.

N: Earth is mother. Dharti Ma. You and your kind are abusing its hospitality.

t: You are right, we are....is that where condoms come in?

N: Curb wastage, and curb population, curb potential consumption.

t: Woh sub tou theek hay, laikin yeh khayal aaya kaisay?

N: I was nourishing the green grass. Colour green brought it to the fore.

t: Let me get the poop bag. Where?

N: Near Marji's rose bush.
t: Marwao gay N! Why the colour green?

N: Green is life.

t: Hmmmm...a digression...achcha, what colour is death.

N: You and your digressions. Your thoughts?

t: Thoughts have no colours Nawwab.

N: When thoughts turn into deeds. They have a colour.

t: If you mean Red, that is only in extreme.

N: Death can be black or red.

t: This is so black and white.

N: Haven't you learned yet not to be testy with me?

t: Touchy are we this morning? I only meant you are so clear.

N: Flattery may be food of fools and your men of wit would occasionally also fall for it. But I have news, animals are oblivious of it.

t: Speaking of green death - burying, exposing or cremation?

N: Burying or exposing body for the birds is green. Cremating is polluting.

t: There - you just offended a near billion.

N: We are discussing green and respecting dharti ma.

t: Then why do we spend billions on toilet tissue?

N: Ever heard of bidet?

t: No everyone can easily afford one.

N: then there is the lota, with or without the bottom.

t: Aha, are we surreptitiously invading the cultural turf?

N: It is factual if anything. Even though it must be admitted your people attached the spout.

t: Ouch! You are hitting below the Equator.

N: Woof woof.

t: This waste can be curtailed. Estimated sales of toilet paper in the United States (2005) US$5.7 billion - In Canada US$643 million - In India US$7.7 million *

N: Yes and per capita consumption of toilet tissue in North America 23.0 kg - in Western Europe 13.8 kg - in Latin America 4.2 kg - in Asia 1.8 kg - in Africa 0.4 kg*

t: You have a point N, let us encourage hand wash.

N: R5.

t: R5?

N: Re-educate. And this poll would help.

t: If there is a Noble for Greening, I'd recommend you.

N: Flattery will not get you anywhere with me. Woof woof.

t: Tell me N why are politicians called lotas?

N: Lotas can be round bottomed - without base - they can roll in any direction.
t: hmmm...makes sense...then...these politicians can roll over or switch to any political party.

N: And this will help if you are a novice.

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