asset declaration

have nothing to declare.
-nothing?
yes, nothing.
-sure?
yes, sir.
- how long you have been away?
four months
- and you have nothing to declare?
well, i've one partner in crime
two sons
three dog eared books
four balding tires
five derelict pillars
six degrees of.....
- ok. you can go

unlike oscar wilde
crossing the border
cannot claim
have only my genius

sorry folks
have nothing to declare
waive me or
send me to the slammer