Stop Breathing, Now! By Nadeem F. Paracha

I strongly urge President Zardari and his regime to take the path treaded so wisely by the Mard-i-Momin and the CM Shahbaz Sharif. This government should re-open the madressahs and mosques closed down by Musharraf, abolish co-education, shaving and polio drops; but most of all, it must stop American drones from firing Vodka bombs and distributing John Travolta dance manuals to the innocent shepherds of north-western Pakistan. They hate to dance and would kill for their right to turn all of Pakistan into a proud society of righteous shepherds.

I must remind our vulgar dancing rulers that this is God’s Pakistan, and not George ka Pakistan.