Pregnant News Headlines

Karzai opposes U.S. use of Afghan soil against Iran: The bravado of the Mayor of Kabul who cannot safely venutre out of the Presidential Palace

Zardari to US: Avoid talk of rebel pursuit: Sorry, the US does so with an OK from the Security Council

Sharif: No return till judges back: Quit Punjab first and then talk

Taliban: Pakistan's 29 hostages to be slain if insurgents are not released: In the name of Allah, the Most Benificient, the Most Merciful.....

Four leaders enjoying PM’s protocol: They are Yousaf Raza Gilani, Asif Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and Rehman Malik. Rehman Malik the shadow PM?

PML regrets making move against Kashmala public: Yes in "in public" is always a bad ideal

PESHAWAR: NO ONE CAN CAST EVIL EYE ON PAKISTAN: PM GILLANI: Indeed NO ONE except the holy Pakistani politicians and the Faujis

INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION NOMINATES INFORMATION MINISTER SHERRY REHMAN FOR PEACE AWARD 2008: Hain? Yeh kub aur kaisay hua? Was it for her eye-batting smile?

WASHINGTON: GOVT. IS TRYING TO RESTORE JUDGES IN RESPECTABLE MANNER: FOREIGN MINISTER SHAH MEHMOOD QURESHI: Pity, Brother Sharipov has not been informed of this.

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BAGHDAD: 3 COPS AMONG FIVE KILLED IN ROADSIDE BOMB IN FALLUJAH, IRAQ: POLICE
KABUL: 4 COPS AMONG 24 KILLED IN SUICIDE ATTACK IN SOUTHERN AFGHANISTAN: POLICE

Pakistan will not apologise to Bangladesh: Qureshi: An apology would implicate PPP's Zulfikar Ali Bhutto