Saving India Fatafut
No this news report is not 25 days over due.
In a recently held conclave in a undisclosed location in the sub-continent far reaching decisions were taken that would impact on the way justice is delivered.
Miss U. L T. Ganga, spokesperson for the Saving India Fatafut speaking under conditions of anonymity has agreed to sit for an off the record interview with your erstwhile reporter from Desicritic.
t: Is the daiquiri good?
G: You know the costs of flirting with me? I am Bhai's favourite
t: (puzzled expression on the face)
G: I am kidding. Don't be nervous
t: (a whirl of unmentionable and unprintable thoughts race through)
G: The conglomerate is always on the look out for new business opportunities
t: You mean they are going legit now?
G: (giggling) They are always legit. They are taxpayers with registered and incorporated corporations
t: (here comes the schlemiel)
G: We monitor the net too
t: You do?
G: You want the scoop or not? I can always whisper in Arun's ears
t: Would you like another daiquiri?
G: Read this:
***
Saving India Fatafut
The condition of the Court system in India is deplorable and antiquated. In order to bring justice and equality to every Indian, the CBA (the Conglomerate of Bhai Alliance) will do its bit.
The CBA and its regional franchisees will offer quick and affordable justice to its clients all over India to ease the burden on the strained system.
Now there is a hope over the horizon. Your Family Disputes, Divorce, Property, and Business litigation would be amicably settled in your favour for a one time fees with guaranteed results. Only the Alliance can do it for you. Our slogan Only Alliance works: for you would soon be impressed on every Indian's mind.
Our fees schedule is extremely competitive and time sensitive. No other competitor would offer guaranteed results.
Call us day or night 1-800-FATAFUT
Only Alliance Works: For You
***
t: You guys are muscling in on courts? Business must be bad?
G: We seize an opportunity when we see it
t: Seize is right. There is no mention of fees
G: You are not as naive you appear?
t: Beg your pardon?
G: Behind that nurtured bozo look I can see an intelligent mind
t: The fee schedule?
G: It depends on two factors – the region and the parties...(shuffling through her blackberry and reading from it)...in Bihar a single case elimination would be 5000...discounts for multiple cases...rates for other states vary
t: any other services?
G: Yes in partnership with LIC (Life Insurance Corporation of India) we offer a Dis-Legality Support for the family members for the short duration our clients may be incarcerated
t:Dis-Legality? Brilliant. Like Disability Insurance
G: You are not slow t
t: More?
G: Yes, for higher end clientele we offer more services. Complete evidence removal, extended resort stay out of India with attendant chores like passports and visa arrangement
t: More?
G: Yes another daiquiri please. I am beginning to like you t
t: Thanks
G: Would you like a local franchise? I can speak with Bhai. It is a turn-key franchise
t: No, thank you!
In a recently held conclave in a undisclosed location in the sub-continent far reaching decisions were taken that would impact on the way justice is delivered.
Miss U. L T. Ganga, spokesperson for the Saving India Fatafut speaking under conditions of anonymity has agreed to sit for an off the record interview with your erstwhile reporter from Desicritic.
t: Is the daiquiri good?
G: You know the costs of flirting with me? I am Bhai's favourite
t: (puzzled expression on the face)
G: I am kidding. Don't be nervous
t: (a whirl of unmentionable and unprintable thoughts race through)
G: The conglomerate is always on the look out for new business opportunities
t: You mean they are going legit now?
G: (giggling) They are always legit. They are taxpayers with registered and incorporated corporations
t: (here comes the schlemiel)
G: We monitor the net too
t: You do?
G: You want the scoop or not? I can always whisper in Arun's ears
t: Would you like another daiquiri?
G: Read this:
***
Saving India Fatafut
The condition of the Court system in India is deplorable and antiquated. In order to bring justice and equality to every Indian, the CBA (the Conglomerate of Bhai Alliance) will do its bit.
The CBA and its regional franchisees will offer quick and affordable justice to its clients all over India to ease the burden on the strained system.
Now there is a hope over the horizon. Your Family Disputes, Divorce, Property, and Business litigation would be amicably settled in your favour for a one time fees with guaranteed results. Only the Alliance can do it for you. Our slogan Only Alliance works: for you would soon be impressed on every Indian's mind.
Our fees schedule is extremely competitive and time sensitive. No other competitor would offer guaranteed results.
Call us day or night 1-800-FATAFUT
Only Alliance Works: For You
***
t: You guys are muscling in on courts? Business must be bad?
G: We seize an opportunity when we see it
t: Seize is right. There is no mention of fees
G: You are not as naive you appear?
t: Beg your pardon?
G: Behind that nurtured bozo look I can see an intelligent mind
t: The fee schedule?
G: It depends on two factors – the region and the parties...(shuffling through her blackberry and reading from it)...in Bihar a single case elimination would be 5000...discounts for multiple cases...rates for other states vary
t: any other services?
G: Yes in partnership with LIC (Life Insurance Corporation of India) we offer a Dis-Legality Support for the family members for the short duration our clients may be incarcerated
t:Dis-Legality? Brilliant. Like Disability Insurance
G: You are not slow t
t: More?
G: Yes, for higher end clientele we offer more services. Complete evidence removal, extended resort stay out of India with attendant chores like passports and visa arrangement
t: More?
G: Yes another daiquiri please. I am beginning to like you t
t: Thanks
G: Would you like a local franchise? I can speak with Bhai. It is a turn-key franchise
t: No, thank you!
posted by temporal at 4/18/2006
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