Of Beliefs And Believing and Believers and Non Believers On a Saturday Afternoon

t: yeh kya baat hui?
K: kya mutlab
t: kyun naraaz haiN aap
K: aap say kaun naraz ho sakhta hay
t: oh....er...hmmm...what did he do this time?
K: keep him out of this
t: (smile)
K: wipe that grin off your face
t: yaar, those sif guys are human too
K: don't bring them up
t: ok...let's talk about god
K: not interested
t: art buchwald?
K: love him - how is he
t: don't know - donwhill i guess
K: remarkable strength in his decision
t; ji, don't know many who would go that route
K: kya ker rahay ho
t: reading mayank
K: do you believe in god?
t: haan yaar. call it accident of birth...besides i like to believe in things
K: really? atheists don't believe in god
t: true - but they do believe in not believing about god
K: haan woh tou hay
t: so they are believers
K: no they are not
t: you just said 'haan woh tou hay'
K: arey - i meant they believe in atheism but not in god
t: (sigh)- hmmm...same thing! a belief in the presence or absence of something is a belief
K: yaar why are hung up on the belief
t: kyun nahiN...sub accuse kartay haiN kay tum believer ho
K: yes...yes but that belief is different from this belief
t: is it? explain how one belief can be different from another
K: arey!...kya khaya thaa nashtay maiN
t: fine make fun of me....humph!
K: you are good
t: you believe so
K: yes, that is my belief
t: now you are being facetious
K: be back i need a drink

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t: buzz-buzz
K: am back
t: what is the matter with them
K: you mean THOSE men
t: and women too...am an equal opportunity person
K: are you confused
t: totally...sometimes think this could be a Raj conspiracy
K: hmmm...you think they deliberately left issues to rattle us
t: they could be devious
K: you are not serious
t: am serious...we are only 78 under
K: you talk in riddles 78 under/over what?
t: (smile) we can be charged under 420
K: ah...78 short
t: you are very perceptive
K: jao shaeri karo, humaiN confuse mut karo
t: you believe am confusing you...am i doing so consciously and deliberately or.....
K: chalo bhago, believe - belief - my head is spinning