Heard a good one lately?

Have you heard a good joke lately? If not here is one:

"Now Taliban are violating the peace agreement, and if they continue the government will take strict action and not allow the Taliban to create a parallel government in that area," said Mian Iftikhar, a spokesman for the regional administration in the North West Frontier Province, where Buner is
located.

As if:

1: the Taliban care.

2: the GoP has spine

3: the Faujis have the gumption to flush them out