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Dummy Online is hosted by a clean-cut, metrosexual, chikkoo. Dr.2. He is reputed to have bought a second doctorate from a mail order university for $250.
Why he did that will be examined in another post.
Dr. 2 fancies himself a lot. He jerks off looking at himself, it has been reported.
He loves these two quotations:
1: From Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right, 1843: Die Religion... ist das Opium des Volkes translated as “religion is the opiate of masses” or as “religion is the opium of people.”
2: From Maulana Abraham Lincoln or some say from Circus Master P T Barnum: "You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all the time."
From these two he distilled a third: “With religion you can fool all of the people all of the time.”
Dr.2 did not consider the possibility that folks with irreligious acumen can see through him and yell he has no clothes.
Earlier we told you Dr.2 fancies a lot. He thinks he has sartorial elegance. He wears the BMA label - designer clothes from Begum Mehwish Ali: a self confessed transvestite.
He wrapped his playback singing aspirations by singings naats and bhajans and got emboldened since listeners held their peace.
With the advent of a plethora of on air channels, he thought of a niche programming Dummy On Line to compete with perennial favourites like Saas Bhi Kabhi Aurat Thee and Pati, Patni Aur Dhobi.
The format was simple. He invited two or three earnest looking religious 'scholars' from different sects to answer queries such as:
1: Is the neighbour's wife fair game when the husband is away?
2: Chicken, lamb or vegetable for breaking fast.
3: Are you closer to God in a penthouse?
4: Can heartburns be avoided by eating less?
5: To cheat heart attacks is death by other means an option?
6: Are meals offered by ex-convicts halal?
7: Abu Hureira and the neighbour's chicken
8: Abu Hureira and the neighbour's chick.
9: If monkey's can build bridges can horse's fly supersonic?
10: Can God make another omnipotent God
As the nonsensical ratings of his show increased he got increasingly emboldened. Finally one day he bit off too much. The neighbour whose daughter was violated along with the neighbour whose wife ditched him and hundreds of people of other sects all maligned and hurt in some way by Dr.2 burned his car. (He had taken off earlier at the first whiff of trouble.)
And other cars parked near by. The fire caught on and gutted the entire building housing the studios.
Now Dr.2 is thinking of salvaging his career by running as an independent in the forthcoming elections.
Why he did that will be examined in another post.
Dr. 2 fancies himself a lot. He jerks off looking at himself, it has been reported.
He loves these two quotations:
1: From Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right, 1843: Die Religion... ist das Opium des Volkes translated as “religion is the opiate of masses” or as “religion is the opium of people.”
2: From Maulana Abraham Lincoln or some say from Circus Master P T Barnum: "You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all the time."
From these two he distilled a third: “With religion you can fool all of the people all of the time.”
Dr.2 did not consider the possibility that folks with irreligious acumen can see through him and yell he has no clothes.
Earlier we told you Dr.2 fancies a lot. He thinks he has sartorial elegance. He wears the BMA label - designer clothes from Begum Mehwish Ali: a self confessed transvestite.
He wrapped his playback singing aspirations by singings naats and bhajans and got emboldened since listeners held their peace.
With the advent of a plethora of on air channels, he thought of a niche programming Dummy On Line to compete with perennial favourites like Saas Bhi Kabhi Aurat Thee and Pati, Patni Aur Dhobi.
The format was simple. He invited two or three earnest looking religious 'scholars' from different sects to answer queries such as:
1: Is the neighbour's wife fair game when the husband is away?
2: Chicken, lamb or vegetable for breaking fast.
3: Are you closer to God in a penthouse?
4: Can heartburns be avoided by eating less?
5: To cheat heart attacks is death by other means an option?
6: Are meals offered by ex-convicts halal?
7: Abu Hureira and the neighbour's chicken
8: Abu Hureira and the neighbour's chick.
9: If monkey's can build bridges can horse's fly supersonic?
10: Can God make another omnipotent God
As the nonsensical ratings of his show increased he got increasingly emboldened. Finally one day he bit off too much. The neighbour whose daughter was violated along with the neighbour whose wife ditched him and hundreds of people of other sects all maligned and hurt in some way by Dr.2 burned his car. (He had taken off earlier at the first whiff of trouble.)
And other cars parked near by. The fire caught on and gutted the entire building housing the studios.
Now Dr.2 is thinking of salvaging his career by running as an independent in the forthcoming elections.
posted by temporal at 4/07/2008
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