Bahia del Guantanamo Bay Resorts: The Ultimate All-Inclusive Experience

Bahia del Guantanamo Bay Resorts have acquired a reputation rivaling and excelling Sandals Resorts.

Here is the complete list of 'detainees' released by Dumbsfeld from the Five-Sided Building on the banks of the Potomac.

First things first. Your diligent correspondent skipped down the list to T.

There is one Abdallah Tabarak, one Mohammed Tahir, and believe me two Muhammed Tariqs. The Five-Sided honchos must believe in the more the merrier. And one Saddiq Turkestani.

What a relief--no temporal. I will call M when I return home and give her the good news. Even though she was my alibi, all along. You don't give credence to everything you read, do you?

Yes, I did serve as an Inter Services Intelligence (ISI- Government of Pakistan's CIA-FBI rolled into one) mole once, before we had differences of opinion and I was grabbed by Research and Analysis Wing (RAW- Government of India's equivalent of ISI.) But then with kids in college and the van needing new tires and a tune up job, I decided to become a double agent. It worked fine for a while before both ISI and Raw became leery.

But by that time I...well, that is a story for some other time. Back to this list and my relief at not discovering temporal there.

The longest list is under Al. Sorry no Al Bandini there. There is a joke here.

There are more than 200 Als in this list: more than all Ahmeds, Mohammeds, Alis, Abduls combined. Reading the Als gave me a minor al-headache.

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Bahia de Guantanamo Bay Resort is on the southeastern coast of Cuba on land leased in 1898 by the United States.

Guantanamo Bay Naval Base at the southeastern end of Cuba (19°54′N 75°9′W) has been used by the United States Navy for more than a century. The United States controls the land under a lease set up in the wake of the 1898 Spanish-American War.

The resort has four wings - Brisas del Delta, Bahia Echo, Oasis Iguana, and Melia X-ray.

Over the yearsBahia del Guantanamo Bay Resorts have acquired a reputation as one of the best all inclusive resorts in the world rivaling and some say excelling Sandals Resorts.

Their all-inclusive amenities offer greater variety than any other luxury resort. The food is excellent according to those who have been a guest there. The attendants hover over the guests. Their Arabic interpreters are the best that can be found anywhere this side of Rab al Khaali and Sharm el Sheikh.

This may account for the resort's popularity with its exclusive and well heeled Middle Eastern clientele.

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As your very diligent correspondent scrutinized the list of guest at Bahia del Guantanamo Bay Resorts he was surprised not to find Al (the Dick) Cheney, Al (Permanent Frown) Bush, Al (Uncle Abdul) Zalmay Khalilzad, Al Donald (Not Duck) Rumsfeld, Al (Laundering) Paul Wolfowitz, Al (plumber) Daniel Pipes in the very exclusive list of guest who have recently visited the resort.

Perhaps with a slight over run over $280,903,096,870*---it is very likely that their credit cards have maxed out and they cannot afford the resort. Poor sods!

The resort is really excellent. Maybe we at Blogcritics/Desicritics can launch a drive to send these Als to taste the services of the resort?

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