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Tuesday, May 07, 2013


  1. Staring at the heavens, Blair Waldorf prayed for a miracle. "Surely prayers have some effect, God?" It rained Louis Vuittons soon.
  2. The dog barked. Was it my catskin bag? Or was it because I had stolen it?
  3. dear diary, in the villages here, they do not undress while bathing. must be a culture thing
  4. Please do not undress me. It's not what nice girls do. Oh God! Yes!
  5. My hands always automatically go for the tartan-printed handbags
  6. "Forgive me father,for I have sinned." "What have you done my child?" "I did my boss... "Without taking off my trench coat,that is."


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