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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Sarah Palin to meet with 7 world leaders at UN

The first-term Alaska governor plans to meet seven world leaders and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in New York City this week, where the U.N. General Assembly is convening. The meetings might help her answer critics who say she is not ready to handle world affairs. Palin obtained her first passport last year. Sarah Palin to meet with 7 world leaders at UN

Here is an exclusive transcript of the one on one meeting between President Asif Zardari and Sarah Palin held today in NYC.

SP: Mr President
AZ: America Khapay
SP: Yes, yes...
AZ: You remind me of Shaheed Bibi
SP: Can I invite back my interpreter?
AZ: Yes, yes
(interpreter takes seat)
AZ: You look too young to have a daughter
SP: Well, kids today....
AZ: On behalf of the people of Pakistan I invite you to Pakistan
SP: Yes, I always wanted to see the Taj
AZ: You can address the joint session
SP: Joint? You smoke too
AZ: How do you know? Oh the CIA must have told you
SP: You must do more Mr President
AZ: More? Do you want to address the Corps Commanders Conference too?
(SP looks at the interpreter: she explains CCC)
SP: Mr President I meant Pakistan must do more in war against terror
AZ: Error? We all make error. Musharraf made an error. Sharif made an error
SP: We have a fight on our hands, we have a lot in common
AZ: Yes, we do. Both of us wear glasses

(later Sarah Palin meets up with Dr. Manmohan Singh)

SP: Mr President
MS: Ha ha you are funny
SP: What did I say?
MS: We are the largest democracy in the world
SP: Yes, yes I have heard about it
MS: Good luck in November
SP: Thank you, the world does not need more camel jockeys
MS: We have camels and elephants too
SP: I'd love to skin a tiger
MS: Tamil Tigers pose a problem for us too
SP: Are they also on the endangered species list...
MS: List?
SP: ...if they are our Administration would remove them...
MS: Remove what
SP: Then we can both go shoot them
MS: Mrs. Palin...
SP: Call me Sarah
MS: Mrs. Sarah India faces the terrorist menace too
SP: Sad, sad about the Marriott. I prefer Hilton though
MS: Can we talk about the Nuclear business
SP: You must curb nuclear proliferation
MS: Mrs Sarah, you mean Pakistan should...
SP: Oh, am so sorry. You are Indian! You Pakis look so alike

NB: this was written 4 years back. first time on Baithak


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